LU'S BREAST SPEAKS

hear ye, hear ye.
i am lu's breast and as i am far far far removed from him right now,
and because i couldnt talk to him properly on the phone just now (i was proving my muscles doing guy chinups!),
i wanna take this opportunity (it's fate that blogger auto-saved your password on my com lu!!) to say that
i really really really really miss my best friend alottt and if you are a pilot or if you have a private jet can you pretty please fly to melbourne and bring him back?


-AWWW-
i can hear the sighs.

it's true!!
oh wells..i also wanna see how big and fat he's grown! maybe he doesnt have a waist anymore!
maybe "faith" on his chest is all rolled up and wrinkly! hahahahaaha=p
mandatory jacking, everytime i guest blog.
but uhm,
okay for the uneducated,
lu has started sch he just had his orientation camp which he found "helluva" boring, though he made friends during slack time when he played pingpong and did other lame/ fun stuff!
im SURE he photowhored like crazy so he can show us how his life has been!
i, for one, am dying to meet all his friends!
and to see how *well* he decorated his place!


mprhhs...(that'a an anagram of hrmphs)....
i really miss that piece of sh*t!
i wanna talk cock in his car and drive him crazy with my singing
i wanna spend 20193102398103 hrs eating and then complaining how much he *made* me eat (heh)
hell, i dont even mind treating him to tony romas!!!

erpps. okay.
haha before this goes full-blown emo and tears start vaporising on your screens as you read this entry,
i better leave gracefully.
take care everyone! hope all's well!
(to lu's loyal readers, sorry i know im not the man himself but maybe this entry will suffice till the pathetic internet company DEIGNS him impt enough to give him connection! haha)
GOD BLESS!

<3
-exeunt-*